Has anyone created a "Local LLM Survival Kit"?

Here's what I'm thinking about: A USB thumb drive that you can plug into any PC or laptop, and immediately get a usable knowledge base powered by an LLM, without requiring an Internet connection. I believe the technology for this should be ready. Rough architecture: llama.cpp binaries for CPU-only inference, for Windows, macOS, and Linux (each for all major architectures, a few hundred MB total) Qwen3.5 35B-A3B @ Q4_K_M (22